You Might be a Redneck If:
Top Ten Ways to Know You Might Be At A Redneck Virgina Party....
10. It's Chuck's Party
9. Directions include "the only trailer on the block without black shutters"
8. It's in Virgina!
7. You have to honk at the cows to get them off the road to get to the barn.
6. You hire a DJ to play country music using a generator from the barn.
5. The dance floor is on the John Deere tractor with the flashers going.
4. You spit gas onto the fire from your mouth!
3. You burn tires (huge John Deere ones) instead of wood!
2. You write your name in the grass with the gas, catch it on fire, and throw fire balls into
crowd- setting Chuck on fire!
1. You go with Glen!
