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Away Messages

Ok so below i've listed some pretty cool away messages to use with AIM...so feel free to use one...if you have anyones to add, just let me know!!

Partying
* Officer I swear to drunk I'm not God.
*If you can read this message without any trouble, then you obiviously have a lack of alcohol.
*I live for the nights I'll never remember with friends I'll never forget.
*Im not at my computer right now, cuz I don't want to puke on my keyboard.
 
Bathroom
*It's that time of the week again. I'm in the shower. (for lester)
*Im taking a shower, by the way %n your starting to smell, You need to take one too!
*Making an offering to the porcelain God...BRB
*Sorry I'm not at the computer right now...But I am on the toilet if you would like to come over and bring me some toilet paper that would be greatly appreciated.
*Be back in a flush...opps i ment flash
*Im in the shower, bars of soaps around the world are jealous
*Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages.
*On the Potty. If not back in 5 minutes, I fell in.
*Im taking a shower so i will smell good for you %n!
 

Homework/Class
*Beleeve it or not I am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edummacation...lev a mesage!
*Don't judge a book by it's movie.
*Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who can give out the most homework.
*College: Producing the most education alcoholics since 1892.
Random
* Im trick or treating on the highway dressed as a dear.
*If you can guess what I'm doing, I'll give you a cookie.
* If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
*Picking the fuzz off of my socks. I'll be back when I'm all done.
*Trying to bite my ear. I'll be back soon.
*Walking my pet midget.
*Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere.
*The tree outside looks lonely, I'm going outside to give it a hug.
*Exercising, I'll be back when I'm all sweaty and smelly.

Food
*Filling my tummy with something yummy~ obviously I didn't go to the LMU cafe`.
*If you eat right, exercise and sleep well, you still die! Therefore im pigging out.
*I heard my stomach growl and I got scared. So Im giving it what it wants.
Insults
*Everyone is intitled to be stupid, but %n is abusing it.
* %n, it's ok, half the people in the world are below average too!
* Everyone is smart in their own way, but Im not sure about %n
* Mirrors don't talk and lucky for %n they don't laugh either
*Im out like %n in a beauty contest
Makes Ya Think
* People are more vioently opposed to fur then they are to leather, cuz it's safer to harrass rich women then a motorcycle gang.
*The early bird gets the worm, but the late rising worm lives.
*Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your own elbow? 75% of those who hear that actually try it!
*If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know?
*If toast always lands butterside down and cats always on their feet. What would happen if you strapped toast to the back of a cat?
* Isn't it scary to know that what DR.'s do is called practice?
Sleep
*I feel sorry for all of you who take forever to fall asleep. I can do it like a snap! I could even fall asleep right here on the keyb-- ghtufkndyghdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
*I hate my alarm clock... because it works so well.
*Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's just that I don't like to get up.
*Tossing and turning thinking about nothing but you ...and all of the trouble you've caused me.

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